Boys Will Be Boys:

James Sanchez.

myspace.com/juicy_j209
Age: 21
Location: Lodi, CA
Occupation: Clerk
Top 5: Mmm…fuck fool. I don’t even know their names I just see them and I’m like damn that bitch is bad. There’s this one porn star bitch that I love though, I’m obsessed with her. I forget her name though. Just put Arnelle. (laughs)

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
Last relationship was a year ago, and my longest relationship relationship was ummm…for 4 years. On and off. But straight time, 2 years.

Best thing about women?
I’m gonna have to say their eyes. Go with the eyes baby.

Worst thing about women?
(sighs) Bad breath. (chuckles)

Ass or titties?
Mmmm…titties. No I take it back…ass. I love them both (laughs). How can you choose between them?

Thick or thin?
Normally, you know what, I’m thick. But lately, I’ve been thin.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
No. Cuz I’ll be cheatin fosho. If I’m not gettin any, I’m cheating. Straight up.

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Licked my asshole. I wasn’t feelin that shit man, it tickles. One, I felt hella uncomfortable, and two, it just tickled. And it’s kinda hard to tell a girl you know (adopts faux serious tone), “Hey stop lickin my asshole”. (laughs)

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
(laughs) Huh?? Hmmmm….I don’t know depends on my mood. Like, if I’m drunk at the club, I’d rather have a woman that’s straight-up. Like if I’m trying to get some…(laughs). But if I’m trying to get to know a female on a serious level, then mysterious. Keep me guessing. As long as she don’t come out with a cock, she can be mysterious (laughs).

Define a needy woman.
Mmm a needy woman is just a bitch that’s annoying. I don’t know, “needy” explains itself. I hate needy women.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change?
(sighs) Mmm…yea. It changed when she fuckin, when we started getting on an abusive level, and we were fighting like every single day.

Have you ever cheated?
Yea. Who hasn’t cheated?

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
What goes around comes around.

Anything else?
Mm…(giggles). Nah I’m cool!

Arturo Torres.

twitter.com/arturotorres
Age: 23
Location: Baypoint, CA
Occupation: Photographer
Top 5: Olivia Munn, Eva Mendez, um…who else…that one girl from “Click”…Kate Beckinsale, Cassie, she’s in there…and Vikki Blows…since no one knows who that is.

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
What if I’m currently in one? Currently in one, and 4 years. But it was on and off, and now it’s back to ON. (chuckles)

Best thing about women?
Um…hold on lemme think about that. Best thing about women…there’s so many things. Best thing about women…I mean they’re pretty much like everything to me, so it’s hard. Everything is awesome…from work to play.

Worst thing about women?
Crazy girlfriends. And um…they can drive me crazy.

Ass or titties?
Ass.

Thick or thin?
Uhh…in between.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Um…no.

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
(laughs) Um…tried to kill herself in front of me.

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Mysterious.

Define a needy woman.
One who craves attention all the time from everyone.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Um…twice. Obiously, the first one changed after she tried to kill herself (laughs), and currently still feel that way about the second. (smiles)

Have you ever cheated?
Oh shit! Ok…uh…NO!

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Um..hmm…good question. Let me think about that…I don’t know. I’d say…to be respectful toward women. And that was from my mother.

Anything else?
Olivia Munn, call me!

Paul Solis.

twitter.com/pfunktheking
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Age: 23
Location: San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Retail, event coordinator, dope music maker
Top 5: Natalie Portman, damn that’s hella hard…Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman. (chuckles)

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
Longest relationship would be 4 years off and on. Currently in a relationship.

Best thing about women?
That they are complex individuals, but they also know how to treat a guy special…i don’t know (laughs)…they know how to make a guy feel special and they listen. There you go.

Worst thing about women?
Worst thing about women…ummm…can’t win an argument with them. Word to Chris Rock. (giggles)

Ass or titties?
(laughs) Breasteses. Cuz they’re soft and you could take a nap on them. REAL breasteses (laughs). There you go.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Yea I think so. Depends on what everything else is like.

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Umm…craziest thing…put me in a wrestling submission move and I couldn’t get out. (laughs)

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Uhh…it kinda depends but I don’t like to play games or try too hard to guess…so…or well wait, mysterious women are cool because it gives you more to learn and you don’t know what to expect.

Define a needy woman.
A needy woman would probably be a girl who’s too super high maintenance. Like you have to cater…or well, I can cater…but there’s always something wrong and you’re always having to try and fix something.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Um…yea. I thought I was gonna marry this one girl but that all changed when I woke up. (laughs)

Have you ever cheated?
No I’ve never cheated. But I’ve been the one that the girl has cheated on their dude with. Sorry bro. (chuckles)

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Uh…strongest lesson…can it be from my mom? My mom’s a woman. My mom pretty much taught me that you have to keep moving forward, like you can’t stop. Cuz bad things are gonna happen, and you gotta take the good in with the bad.

Anything else?
I got an album coming out soon. Gotta plug me. And go to my party December 18th at the Parlor in San Francisco. Annnnnd…I love girls. I love women. Annnd…what’s up Arnelle?! (laughs)

Trung Hoang.

twitter.com/thinkcontra
Age: 35
Location: Toronto, Canada
Occupation: Creative Director for online magazine
Top 5: Lucy Liu, Angelina Jolie, one of my favorites women of all time but she’s old now…Helena Christensen. I gotta throw some “sista” love in there…give me Halle Berry. Linda Evangelista.

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
Oh boy…last was uh…there’s always a relationship going on at some point right? Relationships are always continuous…

Best thing about women?
That they’re women.

Worst thing about women?
That they’re women. (laughs)

Ass or titties?
Hmmm…can I have both?? Both. It’s like a ham and cheese sandwich without the ham…you know what I mean? You can’t just pick one.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Hell to the nah.

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Craziest? Hmm…I had one woman try to get physically violent with me. This was a long time ago…I learned better.

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
I think I’m a straight-forward kinda guy…

Define a needy woman.
One who doesn’t have her own life.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Uhh, yes. And then it changed when we broke up. (chuckles)

Have you ever cheated?
Well (giggles)…the straight-forward answer is yes. And then the reasoning would be, it was a back and forth relationship at the time it all happened. So basically what that means is, when we were off, I was out and about…when we were on, I wasn’t.

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Oh wow…wow…hmmm…strongest lesson. I would say uh…my mom’s lesson was, and this is sort of loosely put…but you gotta go after what you want by any means.

Anything else?
I love women…sometimes…most of the time…

Anonymous #2.

Age: 25
Location: Hayward, CA
Occupation: Dancer
Top 5: There is no top 5 girls. Mom, mom, my daughter Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
My last relationship was 2 years ago, and it was my longest. How long? You can just put ”married…divorced…” (laughs)

Best thing about women?
Hmm…really…they’re not men. (laughs)

Worst thing about women?
Worst thing about women…(laughs)…let me think…the worst thing about a woman is…they can break your heart.

Ass or titties?
Both? (laughs) But…ass is way more important…I can do without the breasts.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Um…I think it’s a part of a strong relationship. I don’t wanna say it’s impossible, but sex is a part of a strong relationship at some point, right?

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Left me. She must have been crazy to do something like that! (laughs)

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Ahhh…hmmm…a little bit of both is good. But if I have to answer one, straight-forward. Being mysterious is attractive, but if they’re ONLY mysterious, it’d be a bad sign, you know? Too many secrets is not a good thing…

Define a needy woman.
Oh wow…a needy woman…I would define a needy woman as um, needing too much attention is needy. Everything else I would just consider her expecting you to be a boyfriend.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
I was married to her…and it changed when we separated. (chuckles)

Have you ever cheated?
No.

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
How about if I know the lesson but I haven’t yet accepted it?? (laughs) I think um…compromise. Compromise is a lesson…you have to do that when you’re in a relationship.

Anything else?
I think um…if you’re a guy or you’re a girl…guys shouldn’t try to figure out girls, and girls shouldn’t try to figure out guys. Just be who you are, because eventually that person is gonna come out, and that’s what’s gonna determine if the relationship will work…so you might as well do that from the beginning. 

Cottrell Brandon Guidry.

twitter.com/cbg123
Age: 25
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Occupation: Actor, host, model 
Top 5: My girlfriend cuz she cooks me meals, my mother, my sister cuz I respect her so much, Stacey Dash cuz I always think she looks good, and honestly a fifth one doesn’t really come to mind…but if I had to choose, Michelle Obama.

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
My current relationship is my last relationship, present. My longest relationship without breaking up is probably this one. A year and a month.

Best thing about women?
Women are so different how do you choose? They’re all so different. How do you choose one thing that’s general for a woman, you know what I mean? Like you could say something general for a man, like you could choose that he protects me, or kills spiders for me. But not every woman cooks, not every woman cleans. Shoot…women are more beautiful than men are and I guess that’s the probably the best thing about them. (laughs)

Worst thing about women?
Irrational thinking and behavior.

Ass or titties?
Ass.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
No. You need to have that sexual chemistry. Because if you get married and you haven’t at least slept with the girl…like I’ve had a relationship with girls where we were both attracted to each other but when we tried it was just awkward. She was a beautiful girl, there was just no chemistry.

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Stole my car.

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
A little bit of both. I like it when a woman is straight-forward but not in a…how do I say…not in a desperate way. If a woman comes up to you and says, “you’re attractive” and you can’t tell if she’s just stating a general comment or really thinks you’re attractive, I think that’s cool. There’s a balance. It’s confidence in her stating what she feels at that moment.

Define a needy woman.
Isn’t that definition in itself? A “needy” woman?? That’s defining it isn’t it?? (chuckles)

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Yes, and when it changed was when I realized how young I was. But I wasn’t engaged to her, it was just…you’re in the moment and you think “oh I can see myself with this chick”…then you realize no….plus I’m in my twenties, so…

Have you ever cheated?
Yes I have.

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
(pauses) Ummm…what a woman generally wants and that goes back to, the caveman days. Women want a MAN, they don’t want a fuckin’ softie. They can say, “oh that guy is so considerate and sweet and blah blah blah” but at the end of the day they want a MAN. They want to feel protected. Generally, every single woman I’ve talked to, that’s what they want.

Anything else?
I think just uhhhh…the last thing I’m gonna state is….men and women nowadays need to hold onto the values and morals like back in the day, the ones we were founded on. As much as people try to define it, a man just wants a woman who will take care of him and a woman wants a man who will protect her. It’s causing friction in a lot of relationships, and I can tell. Be old-fashioned, cuz that shit don’t exist anymore. 

Patrick Warren.

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Age: 25
Location: San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Part-time server, part-time youth worker 
Top 5: Keri Hilson, Kate Beckinsale, Alyssa Milano, Andrea from the 1st season of Making the Band, April O’neil from the Ninja Turtles

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
Uh last one was about 4 years ago and that was for 3 years…and that was the longest.

Best thing about women?
Best thing about women…um…the softness…

Worst thing about women?
Uhhh…mind games. Trying to press dudes’ buttons…how they like doing that.

Ass or titties?
Titties.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
No. That’s just a friendship. Or a lot of denial. (laughs)

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Hmmm….I got a nose piercing because a girl offered to let me watch her get her clit pierced.

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Ummm…I don’t think there are girls that are one or the other. They go in a certain order, like they’re either mysterious first and straight-forward later, or vice versa…and I think I’m gonna go with mysterious first.

Define a needy woman.
A needy woman…a needy woman is someone who needs to check your cell phone. Who gets mad when you don’t spend every single night sleeping with her or every waking minute with her. Or needs to know where you’re at, at all times, can’t let you breathe.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Ooh. Umm…I think to be honest, uhh…that thought’s in the back of my head with almost every girl that I get to a certain level with. Umm…yea…when it changes is…sometimes when I meet the next girl or when they meet the next guy…or just…I don’t know…it’s a whole bunch of combinations, a whole bunch of factors. Yea…

Have you ever cheated?
No.

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Mmm…it was from a letter that she wrote me. I forget, it was basically one of those ones that I really thought I was gonna marry, and it was something like, “forget your perfect offering, everything has a crack in it, and that’s how the light gets though…”

Anything else?
Ummm…nah I think it’s too early in the morning…or late at night, whatever. (laughs)

Drunk anonymous #1.

Age: 25
Location: Pacifica, CA
Occupation: Server
Top 5: Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Amerie

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
4 years ago. A year and a half was my longest.

Best thing about women?
Their steeze. Their swag, attitude, style, how they uphold themselves…it’s not making any sense as it’s coming out, but you know what I mean. Confidence, etc.

Worst thing about women?
Oh fuck. Where do I begin? Insecurities and the nagging. This doesn’t count for them all, but women who wanna be treated like the world revolves around them.

Ass or titties?
There’s no like 50/50 split? Yea that’s my answer, 50/50 split. A little bit of both, not too much of one.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Not that I know of. (laughs)

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
What did other guys say? Can we press “pass” and come back to this?

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Um…I’m gonna go with uh….sssstraight-forward. Don’t like dealing with the bullshit. I’m a grown ass man, not a kid.

Define a needy woman.
Oh fuckin uhh…shit. A woman that…fuck hold on, sorry…needy…needy…uhhh…(sighs)…shit I don’t know how to describe right now. Someone that wants everything but has no appreciation for the work involved with getting it. Does that make sense? Ok yea…I’m gonna go with that.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
No.

Have you ever cheated?
Uhhhh…yea. Sure why not…not proud of it.

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Umm…can I get examples? How about this…if it ain’t me, I’m onto the next one…

Anything else?
I’m gonna go with this is the best drunk survey at 2 in the morning that I’ve ever done!

Karl Detert.

twitter.com/h33z3
Age: 26
Location: South San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Wireless Industry 
Top 5: Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima, Kelly Kapowski…she was my childhood lover

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
1 1/2 years ago. On and off for 8 years.

Best thing about women?
They’re attractive in many ways. There’s a lot of good things about them. Girls smell good, they feel good, and they look good. (laughs)

Worst thing about women?
They’re fuckin dramatic.

Ass or titties?
Ummm, ass. But titties are lovely.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
No. A strong relationship has to have some kind of sex involved, definitely. If you want it to go on, and eventually get married, you gotta try that shit out! You know what I mean?!

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
There’s a lot of crazy things that have been done to me. It’s hard to take just one thing. BUT, one thing was a girl was cheating on me and went to Vegas with some dude, and the dude called me asking what was going on like HE was the one being done dirty. She played me hella good.

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
I’d probably go with mysterious because the straight-forward one could be kinda boring, and the mysterious one would keep you on your toes and keep you interested.

Define a needy woman.
Oh Lord, there’s a lot of ways a woman can be needy. One aspect would be the whole material mindset, where she wants you to buy her everything. But the more annoying one is where they wanna just talk to you 24/7 (laughs). Especially when you’re out with your boys and they keep checking in and shit like that.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Yea, it changed when she told me she cheated on me.

Have you ever cheated?
Some may think so…

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Most of my life lessons have been learned from women. Even with all the heartbreaks, drama and bullshit that you go through, I don’t regret any of it… Because you learn from it and it makes you stronger. But I guess the strongest lesson is, you can’t really trust anyone. (laughs)

Anything else?
Yes. I love women. (giggles)

RJ “KoolRaul” Navalta.

twitter.com/rjkoolraul
Age: 25
Location: Union City, CA
Occupation: Dancer, DJ, Entreprenigga
Top 5: Alyssa Milano, Shannyn Sossamon, Whitney Houston, Marie Currie, and my mom (Joanna Navalta)

Last relationship? Longest relationship?
3 years ago. 5 years.

Best thing about women?
Women balance me out.

Worst thing about women?
Women balance me out. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.

Ass or titties?
Recently, butt. But normally, it’d be boobs.

Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Yes, it’s possible. But if it’s an “intimate” relationship, it’s IMpossible. You can be boyfriend/girlfriend without being intimate, and you can be intimate without being boyfriend/girlfriend.

Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Got to know me aka stalked me the via internet so that when she did meet me, she seemed to be the perfect match.

Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Mysterious.

Define a needy woman.
My ex-girlfriend.

Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change? 
Yup. It changed when she got married to someone else. (laughs)

Have you ever cheated?
No.

Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
You cannot control another person’s feelings, you can only control yourself.

Anything else?
I’m in love with a stripper. Just kidding.