Drunk anonymous #1.
Age: 25
Location: Pacifica, CA
Occupation: Server
Top 5: Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Amerie
Last relationship? Longest relationship?
4 years ago. A year and a half was my longest.
Best thing about women?
Their steeze. Their swag, attitude, style, how they uphold themselves…it’s not making any sense as it’s coming out, but you know what I mean. Confidence, etc.
Worst thing about women?
Oh fuck. Where do I begin? Insecurities and the nagging. This doesn’t count for them all, but women who wanna be treated like the world revolves around them.
Ass or titties?
There’s no like 50/50 split? Yea that’s my answer, 50/50 split. A little bit of both, not too much of one.
Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
Not that I know of. (laughs)
Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
What did other guys say? Can we press “pass” and come back to this?
Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Um…I’m gonna go with uh….sssstraight-forward. Don’t like dealing with the bullshit. I’m a grown ass man, not a kid.
Define a needy woman.
Oh fuckin uhh…shit. A woman that…fuck hold on, sorry…needy…needy…uhhh…(sighs)…shit I don’t know how to describe right now. Someone that wants everything but has no appreciation for the work involved with getting it. Does that make sense? Ok yea…I’m gonna go with that.
Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change?
No.
Have you ever cheated?
Uhhhh…yea. Sure why not…not proud of it.
Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Umm…can I get examples? How about this…if it ain’t me, I’m onto the next one…
Anything else?
I’m gonna go with this is the best drunk survey at 2 in the morning that I’ve ever done!
