Patrick Warren.
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Age: 25
Location: San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Part-time server, part-time youth worker
Top 5: Keri Hilson, Kate Beckinsale, Alyssa Milano, Andrea from the 1st season of Making the Band, April O’neil from the Ninja Turtles
Last relationship? Longest relationship?
Uh last one was about 4 years ago and that was for 3 years…and that was the longest.
Best thing about women?
Best thing about women…um…the softness…
Worst thing about women?
Uhhh…mind games. Trying to press dudes’ buttons…how they like doing that.
Ass or titties?
Titties.
Is a strong boyfriend/girlfriend relationship possible without sex?
No. That’s just a friendship. Or a lot of denial. (laughs)
Craziest thing a woman has ever done to you?
Hmmm….I got a nose piercing because a girl offered to let me watch her get her clit pierced.
Mysterious women or straight-forward women?
Ummm…I don’t think there are girls that are one or the other. They go in a certain order, like they’re either mysterious first and straight-forward later, or vice versa…and I think I’m gonna go with mysterious first.
Define a needy woman.
A needy woman…a needy woman is someone who needs to check your cell phone. Who gets mad when you don’t spend every single night sleeping with her or every waking minute with her. Or needs to know where you’re at, at all times, can’t let you breathe.
Have you ever been with a woman you thought you’d marry? If so, when did that change?
Ooh. Umm…I think to be honest, uhh…that thought’s in the back of my head with almost every girl that I get to a certain level with. Umm…yea…when it changes is…sometimes when I meet the next girl or when they meet the next guy…or just…I don’t know…it’s a whole bunch of combinations, a whole bunch of factors. Yea…
Have you ever cheated?
No.
Strongest lesson a woman has ever taught you?
Mmm…it was from a letter that she wrote me. I forget, it was basically one of those ones that I really thought I was gonna marry, and it was something like, “forget your perfect offering, everything has a crack in it, and that’s how the light gets though…”
Anything else?
Ummm…nah I think it’s too early in the morning…or late at night, whatever. (laughs)
